My husband kept staring at our new neighbor’s yard — when I checked, I called the police.
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When April caught her husband, Mike, staring into their beautiful new neighbor’s garden instead of mowing the lawn, she looked over to see what he was staring at. Her frustration quickly turned to concern, prompting her to call the police.
Do you know those idyllic Saturday mornings you always read about in lifestyle magazines? The ones where the sun shines just right, the coffee is brewing, and everyone is in a good mood?
Well, today was not one of those mornings.
I stepped into our garden and immediately sensed something was off. Mike was supposed to be mowing the lawn, a task that was long overdue.
But instead of the sound of the lawnmower, there was only silence, apart from the distant chirping of birds and the occasional rustling of leaves.
“Mike!” I called out, my voice sounding frustrated.
I scanned the garden and found him near the fence that separated us from our new neighbor, Angela.
“Mike, what are you doing?”
No response. He just stood there, staring intently at something on the other side of the fence. I felt my patience slipping. I marched over, my slippers slapping against the patio.
“Mike, did you hear me? The lawn isn’t going to mow itself!”
Still nothing. It was as if he were in a trance. I sighed, stood beside him, and followed his gaze to see what had him so captivated.
And then I saw her too. Angela.
She had moved in just over a week ago, and since then, there was something about her that I didn’t like. Maybe it was the way she kept to herself, or how she seemed to always be watching us from her window.
Or maybe it was because she was stunningly beautiful: blonde, in her early twenties, the kind of woman who looks like she belongs in a glossy magazine rather than a suburban neighborhood.
Today, however, she was in her garden, meticulously burying something large that was wrapped in a tarp in her flower bed.
My heart skipped a beat, and a shiver ran down my spine. This was not normal.
“Mike, do you see that?” I whispered, my voice trembling.
Finally, he turned to look at me with a confused expression. “See what?”
“What do you mean ‘what’? Angela! She’s burying something in her garden. Something big!”
Mike blinked and furrowed his brow as he tried to understand what I was saying. “Maybe it’s just gardening stuff?”
“Gardening stuff? Wrapped in a tarp?” I could hear hysteria creeping into my voice. “We need to call the police.”
“April, don’t you think you’re overreacting a bit?” he said, scratching his head. “It’s probably nothing.”
Before I could argue further, Angela looked up and saw that we were watching her. Her face shifted from calm and focused to sheer panic. She quickly started shoveling more dirt over the tarp with frantic movements.
“Oh my God, she saw us!” I gasped and tugged on Mike’s arm as I ducked out of sight. “We’re calling the police.”
My hands shook so much that it took me three tries to dial emergency services. When the dispatcher picked up, I struggled to keep my voice steady.
“A woman is burying something in her garden,” I stammered. “It looks like a body.”
“Ma’am, please remain calm,” the dispatcher said in a soothing tone. “Can you give me your address?”
I rattled off our location, not taking my eyes off Angela. She nervously brushed dirt off herself, her face pale.
The police arrived in record time.
Their sirens pierced the suburban silence, sending chills down my spine. I dragged Mike with me to the front of the yard.
My heart pounded as officers in crisp uniforms stepped out of their cars and approached Angela’s yard with an air of authority.
“Stay back, ma’am,” one of the officers instructed me with a calm but firm voice.
I nodded and clung to Mike’s arm for support. He finally seemed to snap out of his daze, and his eyes widened as the reality of the situation sank in.
The officers moved quickly, their boots crunching on the gravel as they entered Angela’s yard. She stood frozen, her face pale and her hands slightly raised in a gesture of surrender.
“What’s going on here?” one of the officers asked, narrowing his eyes at the freshly turned dirt in the flower bed.
“It’s not what it looks like!” Angela called out with a shaky voice. “I can explain!”
“Let’s see what’s underneath first,” another officer directed his partner to dig up the freshly disturbed soil in the flower bed.
The second officer scraped the dirt away, soon revealing the tarp.
“There’s something buried here,” he announced as he hurriedly moved more dirt aside. It didn’t take long before he uncovered a lumpy form about a meter long.
“Open it up,” the first officer said sternly.
The moment felt like it stretched on forever. My breath caught as the tarp was pulled back, revealing something unmistakably shaped like a human form.
“Oh my God,” I whispered, my knees threatening to buckle. Mike gripped my arm tighter, his face a mask of shock.
But then, as the officers pulled back more of the tarp, the truth came to light. It wasn’t a body. It was a mannequin. A lifelike, hyper-realistic mannequin, complete with detailed facial features and even eyelashes. The initial wave of horror was replaced by a confusing mix of relief and bewilderment.
“It’s a sculpture,” Angela said with a firmer, though still frightened, voice.
“I’m an artist. I specialize in hyper-realistic sculptures for exhibitions. This one wasn’t ready for the public yet, and I had no place to properly store it, so I temporarily buried it.”
The officers exchanged a look, and one of them nodded slightly. “Alright, we’ll need to verify that. Can we take a look inside your house?”
Angela nodded, her shoulders sagging as the tension fell away: “Yes, of course. Follow me.”
We watched as the officers followed her into the house.
In my mind, a thousand thoughts raced at once. Had this really just happened? Had we just called the police on our neighbor over a misunderstanding?
A few minutes later, the officers returned, looking somewhat sheepish. “Her story checks out,” one of them said, turning to us. “She has a whole studio full of art supplies and other sculptures. It was just a big misunderstanding.”
I felt a wave of embarrassment wash over me. “I’m so sorry,” I stammered, my face flushing. “I… I just thought…”
“It’s okay,” Angela said, her facial expression a mix of amusement and irritation. “I understand. It did look pretty suspicious.”
“You could have just asked her, April,” Mike chimed in, a small smile playing at his lips. “Then maybe we wouldn’t have had half the police force in our yard.”
“That’s not helpful, Mike,” I muttered, elbowing him lightly.
Angela sighed and a small smile broke through her frustration. “It’s alright, really. I’m just glad everything’s been cleared up. Maybe next time we can just talk?”
“Agreed,” I said, feeling a mix of relief and lingering embarrassment. “I’m really sorry about all this. I guess my imagination got the best of me.”
Angela laughed, and the sound released the remaining tension: “Nothing happened. It’s actually pretty funny when you think about it.”
We all laughed together as the absurdity of the situation finally sank in. As the police packed up and left, Angela and I stood there, forming a tentative understanding.
“Let’s put this behind us and be good neighbors, okay?” she suggested, extending her hand.
“Definitely,” I agreed, shaking her hand firmly. “I’d like that.”
Mike looked between us and grinned. “Well, I guess I better start on that lawn. Who knew a bit of gardening could turn into such an adventure?”
He nodded to Angela and walked along the side of the house. As he started the lawnmower, its familiar hum filled the air, bringing a sense of normalcy to our Saturday morning.
Angela waved goodbye and headed back into her garden. I watched her go, feeling a strange mix of gratitude and amusement.
“Suburban life, huh?” I said to myself, shaking my head.
In that moment, my oldest son appeared at the front door. He watched wide-eyed as the police cars drove away, then stared at me.
“Mom? Did you get in trouble with the police?” he asked.
“No, honey,” I laughed as I went inside. “How about pancakes for breakfast?”
As I mixed pancake batter a few minutes later, I couldn’t help but be grateful.
What had initially seemed like a frightening incident ended with laughter and a newfound friendship. And as the hum of the lawnmower continued, life returned to its usual rhythm—with an unexpected excitement to remember.
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