REDDITORS SHARED THEIR TERRIBLE WEDDING GUEST STORIES

Many Redditors had talked about their own weddings, and the weddings they attended. They have shared the stories of the ruined weddings they witnessed.

Here are some stories from the netizens.

FATHER-IN-LAW CALLED BRIDE WRONG NAME

A deleted user shared her own wedding story where her father-in-law had ruined. He constantly called her the name of his son’s ex-girlfriend’s name in his speeches, and when he was talking to OP.

MESSED UP RECEPTION

Redditor, u/Enjolras1781 shared a story from the wedding of their friend. OP’s friend had married in Vermont, in a hay field. There were more than 300 people in the wedding. As OP stated, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., everybody got drunk.

As people got drunk, the various friend groups of the couple started to creatre conflicts. OP shared, “Utter chaos, multiple 911 calls, police cruisers from three different departments, and a couple of ambulances later, we had been given the order to disperse.”

GROOM’S SPEECH

Redditor, u/Cant_Spel shared, OP attended to their brother’s wedding. Then explained that their brother was a nice, super friendly guy who likes by everyone. After the drinks were served, the brother started to his speech, after the best men. He thanked everyone for attending, and it was time for thanking to parents and grandparents.

As he thanked everyone, he concluded his speech as, “God bless the mashed potatoes!” And then jumped to the dance floor. The food served in the reception was “a good prime rib meal, and some of the best chipotle pepper mashed potatoes ever.” as OP shared.

OP SAVED THE WEDDING

Redditor, u/karmar13 shared that she attended to a wedding as the flower girl, she was a child at that time. Then explained as, “the bride and her company show up at the wedding. The bride had her gown, the flower girl (me) had her little dress, and the seamstress would deliver the bridesmaids’ dresses at the wedding venue.”

But the dresses of bridesmaid never came. The wedding party was thinking about what to do, and seven-year-old OP suggested that they could wear the choir robes, which bride loved the idea, and the wedding was saved.

STOLEN MARRIAGE LICENSE

Redditor, u/MissWriter1 shared that she got married, and at the wedding her aunt was taking flash photographs, which the officiant said, no photos or videos. Her photographer also couldn’t get the pictures she wanted. And together with her mother, her aunt was mean to everyone.

Also, OP explained that she put her marriage license into her purse, and left to get some wine. Then she saw her mother as she was going through her purse, which she explained that she was looking for a gum. Later she realized that her mother stole her marriage license.

EX-WIFE OF THE BEST FRIEND

A deleted user had shared that their best friend was their best man at their wedding, and he had a beautiful wife, now ex, which she loved drinking, and promised to OP’s friend that she would not drink at the wedding. As the wedding continued, the wife of their best friend was inappropriately close to other men at the wedding, dancing.

The best friend had took his wife and left. On their way back home, after a heated argument she jumps out from the car, and as a marathon runner, she manages to leave her husband behind. She then enters the local bar, and drinks more and gets into an argument with another woman she knows from work.

As the other woman doesn’t want to bother with her, she gets back home, but the wife of their best friend follows the woman, kick the door of her home, and gets beaten by the woman. The best friend collects the wife from hospital.

OP RUINED THE WEDDING, WITHOUT KNOWING IT

Redditor, u/Northsidebill1 shared that OP ruined a wedding without knowing it. The OP was a friend, of a friend of the groom. The OP got an F150, and was asked that if he could bring some chairs and a table for the reception.

OP was informed that a group of people are waiting for him to unload the chairs. In that group of people, OP started to flirt with a woman, and they were walking after they unloaded the truck. As they were walking, a truck raced towards them. They hide, and then people started to yell the woman’s name. It turned out that the woman was the bride, which OP had no idea. The wedding was cancelled afterwards.

WEDDING OF THE AUNT

Redditor, u/RubixRube shared, she attended to her aunt’s wedding as the four-year-old flower girl. As it was a long way, for a four-year-old, while waiting at the altar with the vows, etc., OP yawned very loudly.

As the room was silent, everybody started to laugh, which made OP, as she shared, “I got scared and did what many scared four-year-olds do: urinate, cry, and try to run away.”

MOTHER-IN-LAW RUINED THE WEDDING

A deleted user had shared that in her wedding, the mother-in-law had ruined everything. She explained that MIL had copied her hair, which OP let it slide. Then at the wedding, the families had joined to their vows, but instead of staying close to her son, MIL walked behind the OP, where they were standing near a river, then she “fell,” and hold bride’s hair, pulled her down with herself.

OP shared that from that day on, she is still doesn’t talk to her, and she said that she never will. Her husband is supporting OP in her decision.

LOST CONTROL

The Redditor, u/CitizenTed, had attended to his best friend’s sister’s wedding. He was in charge of the open bar, as he was the one serving the drinks. As people started to got drunk with the strong drinks he was preparing, a fight broke off between the ex-boyfriend and the groom, which turned into a chaos.

An old man approached to OP, which he was serving drinks all event, and said, “Kids these days.” Then OP poured a drink to himself too, and left when his drink was over.

OP’s WEDDING

Redditor, u/Tinkletyme shared a story from his own wedding in Phoenix. His family came for the wedding from Michigan. As his niece, and his wife’s niece were playing, wife’s niece fell down, and started crying. Then her father rushed towards and yelled at OP’s niece until she cried. Then OP’s sister went to take her child, and the man yelled at his sister too as, “Watch her kid!”

OP’s FATHER’s FIANCEE

Redditor, u/harsh4correction2 shared a story from his father’s wedding. The ceremony was on the beach, and there were seven people. The day before the ceremony, there was a family dinner, which the fiancee wanted to eat pizza, instead of the handmade dishes which took a lot of effort from the great aunt of OP.

And at the ceremony, OP’s father’s fiancee had threw a tantrum where she said, “too many people” and “she doesn’t even know this lady,” who was OP’s great aunt.

OP shared that he is also estranged from his father due to mean behaviour of his wife.

STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT

Redditor u/Five_Iron_Fade shared that in the wedding of their friend, the couple had arranged a band for them to enjoy their evening. As people were dancing while the band was playing, one of the friends of the bride took the stage, stopped the song and popped the question to his girlfriend, which was incredibly disrespectful for the OP, but he probably talked with the bride, so there were no problems. After the proposal, the band played a slow song just for them, while bride and groom were watching on the circle, where the friend and his girlfriend was dancing on the middle of it.

CHAOS OF THE SISTER’S WEDDING

Redditor, u/Jill-Sanwich shared that she has two sisters which she named the oldest as B, and other sister as A. when B got married, she didn’t even invited the sister A. But when sister A invited everyone into her wedding.

When the wedding started, B was rude to everyone, and with their mother, they didn’t even entered the bride’s room. B was also attended to the wedding with one of the best friend of the groom, which she convinced him to start a fight with the groom. Then the best man had kicked that friend out of the wedding. B stated that her own sister had kicked her out, and she left too. Then their mother had apologized from everyone, because her daughter, A, was being a “bridezilla.”

Then she got kicked out too. OP stated that, “It was terrible.”

CRAZY GIRLFRIEND

u/Smouldering_goose shared that at the wedding of her sister-in-law, a girlfriend of one of the groomsmen, acted crazily in the wedding, when she saw her boyfriend taking picture with one of the bridesmaids, along with the bride and the groom, and some other groomsmen and bridesmaids.

As she had a meltdown, OP decided to talk her some sense. Then she stayed quiet for a while, but when the dancing started, that groomsman was dancing with the one of the bridesmaids, who was married and had two children. The girlfriend rushed over them, and started to shout as she was calling names.

OP had took the girlfriend out of the wedding, and sent her away. Everyone was annoyed with the situation, the bride was livid, and the groomsman was ashamed.

THE RECEPTION WITH MANY PROBLEMS

U/bunnyplop shared that in their wedding, many things happened. One of the guests had ruined almost every picture. One of the woman she was working with wore white in her wedding, and her date was wearing a yellow hoodie.

Then one of OP’s bridesmaids had fought with that yellow hoodie guy, and she cried on the corner all night. As the ceremony ended, the DJ missed his cue to play them back, as they were walking down the aisle, and OP shared, “so I awkwardly turned to him, did finger guns, and said, “Hit it!””

GROOM RUNIED HIS OWN WEDDING

U/AsianWhoHatesMath shared that his cousin had ruined his own wedding. The couple had terrible friends as OP shared. That friends had forced groom to drink with them, then the DJ called the groom to cut the cake. Few minutes later the DJ called him again. Then OP noticed that the groom was passed out due to the drinks he had.

Two of the groomsmen had carried him to the cake, and helped him to cut the cake. At the end, he throw up on the bride, and people carried him to the bathroom and their car.

SOLO PERFORMANCE

U/bobbymack44212 shared that he had a solo performance at the wedding, where his girlfriend was the maid of honor in her college roommate’s wedding in 1983. OP shared, ” stayed sober but felt the reception dinner in the golf course banquet room was dragging. I had my girlfriend go up and slip the band 20 bucks to play that wedding standby—feelings.”

“You know, “Woah, woah, woah, feelings?” Yes, that awful excuse for music. As the band launches into the song, I wear The Blues Brothers shades and vault on stage for a soul-shredding solo on Kazoo.”

As people were shocked, the father of the bride tried to kick him out of the stage, but OP moved to the other side of the bandstand, and kept playing the kazoo. Afterwards, he got into a golf cart and took his girlfriend as they searched for their car to leave, without any further trouble.

OP concluded as, “Knowing the history of my girlfriend and her roommate, occurrences like this were practically par for the course, no pun intended, which led this story to become a staple at their social events. The only downside was that I had to endure a cavity search before I was allowed to go to any more wedding receptions. Not that I would’ve repeated myself, but she wasn’t taking any chances.”

WOMAN WITH THE KIDS

u/peanut_little shared a story from their cousin’s wedding. As the ceremony was about to start, a woman with nine children entered to the event. OP was shocked with the sight, as the children immediately started to running screamed.

As the ceremony started, OP described the events as, “The kids were as loud and annoying as possible during the ceremony. They screamed, cried, dirtied their pants, and pawed at their mother’s chest (She was still breastfeeding her 3-year-old and 4-year-old).”

“At one point, they started crawling all over the pews, across the laps of several extremely angry wedding guests, and playing tag in the church, making as much noise as possible.”

“Their mother just sat there, an amused smile plastered all over her face. Never did she once make any move to reprimand the little heathens.”

“I’ll just list what the kids did at the reception. They stuck their hands in the chocolate fountain and then wiped them on a tablecloth. They used the bathroom floor as the toilet and urinated in their pants on the dance floor.”

When OP’s cousin had enough, she had kicked the woman and her children out of the wedding, which the woman cried and left.

MOTHER-IN-LAW

A deleted user shared her own wedding story. OP shared that she is allergic to seafood, and her mother-in-law had put some fish pieces in her food. OP was rushed to the hospital after eating it, at the altar.

Then she had filed a lawsuit, as a return. OP wrote, “my furious husband burst into my room yelling, “THIS IS TOO MUCH, HOW COULD YOU file a lawsuit against my mother?” I responded firmly. “She knowingly endangered my health. That’s not just cruel; it’s illegal.” My husband’s anger gave way to shock.”

What do you think? Let us know.